Welcome 2 South Africa!

My 2nd night @ the new place & the bloody bastards have already broken into my car!

Zigeiner says goodbye to his spare tyre and a role of toilet paperâ€¦

Something I came across at work today:

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics?:

3 have done time for assault
7 have been arrested for fraud
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
19 have been accused of writing bad cheques
21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
29 have been accused of spousal abuse
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last 12 months
117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses

373 in total or approximately 70%

Can you guess which organization this is?

Itâ€™s the 535 members of the SOUTH AFRICAN PARLIAMENT