Canadian Immigration
| ABO | = | Canadian Airport Border Official |
| Z | = | Zigeiner |
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| ABO | Hello Sir. How long would you like to stay in Canada? |
| Z | G’day Sir. I’d like to have a 60 day visa, please. |
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| ABO | And what is the purpose of your visit? |
| Z | I want to go skiing and climbing in the Rockies. |
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| ABO | For 60 days? |
| Z | Yes. |
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| ABO | Did you bring ski with you? |
| Z | No. |
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| ABO | And boots? |
| Z | No. |
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| ABO | How do you want to ski then? |
| Z | I rent them. |
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| ABO | Where? |
| Z | In the Rocky Mountains. |
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| ABO | Where in the Rocky Mountains? |
| Z | In Banff. |
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| ABO | Where in Banff? |
| Z | I don’t know. |
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| ABO | Name any Canadian ski resort please! |
| Z | … sorry, can’t remember. |
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| ABO | When did you plan to come to Canada? |
| Z | About 2 weeks ago. |
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| ABO | Where did you buy your ticket? |
| Z | My friend bought it. |
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| ABO | When is your flight back home? |
| Z | I have none. I came one way. |
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| ABO | You came one way?! How did you pay for your ticket? |
| Z | I haven’t yet. It was a standby ticket organised by a Mexican friend of my friend. |
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| ABO | ?? Aha… and why? |
| Z | It’s cheaper. |
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| ABO | How much was the ticket? |
| Z | I don’t know. |
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| ABO | Where are you staying in Calgary? |
| Z | We get picked up by a friend. |
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| ABO | What’s his/her name? |
| Z | I don’t know. It’s a friend of my friend. |
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| ABO | How much money do you have with you? |
| Z | 50 Euros and about 50 $US in cash. |
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| ABO | That’s all the money you have? |
| Z | No, I have more money on my credit card. |
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| ABO | Can you proove it? |
| Z | No. |
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| ABO | What do you do for living in Germany? |
| Z | I’m a student. |
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| ABO | And why are you not at university right now? |
| Z | Because I finished my degree last year. |
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| ABO | What do you do when you get back to Germany? |
| Z | I’m not going back, I fly to Ecuador. |
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| ABO | What are you going to do in Ecuador? |
| Z | I wanna live in South America for a couple of years. |
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| ABO | You have been to Argentina before. What did you do there? |
| Z | Eating steaks. |
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| ABO | So you’re telling me you came to Canada with a one way ticket and 50 bucks. You want to go skiing for 2 months without equipment at places you don’t know with people you don’t know?! |
| Z | Yes, please. |
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| ABO | Enjoy your stay in Canada, Sir. |
| Z | Thank you! |
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February 27, 2009 – 21:15 o’clock  - minus 20 degrees Celcius - I am in Canada!!
The country where 2 single bell peppers cost more than a BigMac Meal…
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February 28, 2009
Tags: Canada, Immigration Posted in: Canada 2009
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Einfach nur: GEIL!!!!!